Chapter 1 : If at first your engine fails,
fly, fly again.
Chapter 2 : Saturday night, bicycles
for two, and the entertainment value of bottled water.
Chapter 3 : Keeping the peace at Tiananmen,
and walking in emperors' footsteps; fans, stamps, and ten silk ties.
Chapter 4 : Testing inner strengths on a
misty Great Wall; the silence of the Ming Tombs and the Secret Way (first
Moment of Idiocy).
Chapter 5 : Meandering through hutong
neighborhoods, a beautiful day at the Summer Palace, and a "soft
seat" train car.
Chapter 6 : Xian museum and pride in
heritage, Tang dynasty show.
Chapter 7 : Silk from the end of
the Silk Road. Terracotta warriors: shooting
from the hip. Live food market, jade factory, and mongolian hot pots.
Chapter 8 : Big Wild Goose Pagoda, old
city walls, flight to Wuhan, Price Club with Chinese characteristics, and
the river cruise begins (second Moment of Idiocy).
Chapter 9 : river day one, yueyang tower
yueyang tower, going to fly some kites.
